Lord Of The Undone Flies

fatsmeow:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

This is an attractive skill for a man to have, bye.

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn’t know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma’am, the only thing men can’t do is have babies. And there’s nothing women can’t do.”


He got the good seat too.

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn’t know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma’am, the only thing men can’t do is have babies. And there’s nothing women can’t do.”

He got the good seat too.

misskittyfantastico:

foliealoki:

lifeandotheroddtales:

Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.

House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.

Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.

BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.

Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.

Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.

Scarlett [Johansson] is just the most amazing, sweetest girl on the planet. We’ve done several, outside of the Marvel universe, we’ve done some other films together, and I always relish my time with her because she’s always so… She’s way smarter than most people think and an incredibly talented person, and she makes me laugh so much. She’s hilarious. You know, we used to spend time together at like six in the morning because we were in the same make up trailer. It was me and her, her music, her make up people and my guy, and it was the best time of the day for me. x

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

I’m sad and sick and in a lot of pain and I just ate about 9 billion mini croissants.

NEVER

NEVER

wildbelles:

mulberry-cookies:

Abbey Lee Kershaw @ Chanel Fall 2010 Couture 

more like this here x

wildbelles:

mulberry-cookies:

Abbey Lee Kershaw @ Chanel Fall 2010 Couture 

more like this here x

Had an incredible brunch in Harrisonburg this morning. Homemade soysage, tofu scramble, fried potatoes, gravy, and rye toast. I could eat this every morning for the rest of my life.

Had an incredible brunch in Harrisonburg this morning. Homemade soysage, tofu scramble, fried potatoes, gravy, and rye toast. I could eat this every morning for the rest of my life.